Washin' Instructions for the
Take yur dirty Hillbilly Dinner Napkin and put it on top of a rock in a flowin' stream or crick. Take a good palm size rock and beat the napkin onto the other rock. Keep beatin' until all the food comes out of the napkin and flows down the stream. Wring out and hang in the sun away from birds and the outhouse.
If ya's got a washboard, this 'll work too. Just rub up and down the board in the water 'till the food is out. Rinse, wring and dry.
The Hillbilly Dinner Napkin is Novelty only, although it does work! Made in USA by hard working Americans. Copyright Discount Leather Mart, 2003-2013. No warranties express or implied for a particular purpose.